Good Pizza

No bullshit.

Basic Dough

Adjust these to your liking.

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You need:
•  g Flour
•  mL Water
•  g Salt
•  g Yeast

Sauce

alternative

Take the tomatoes out of the can, yeet away the tomatojuice and just crush the tomatoes with a clove of garlic and some salt. Enjoy the gentle peeling of your hands.

Ingredients for the topping

Whatever the fuck you want. I prefer just mozzarella. Try to get low moisture whole milk. This is not so easy obtainable but sometimes you can find (white) Scamorza, which works great. I prefet the unsmoked scamorza. Sprinkle some oregano if you want

Making the dough

Yeet all the ingredients together and knead them until the dough is smooth. it will be slightly sticky. 10 minutes is roughly a good time. Your arms may hurt, viewer discretion is advised. Then you can either let it rise until doubled in size and make your pizza however the fuck you want OR, which is what i do, just yeet the dough into the fridge and enjoy pizza whenever you want. If you want pizza, take the dough out of the fridge, let it get up to room temperature for easier shaping and enjoy. I ate dough that was up to 7 days in the fridge, the texture and taste changes, this is the part where you can find your sweet spot if you are aiming for a 100% perfect pizza. Otherwise its juts a 99% good pizza. Its diminishing returns.

Making the sauce

Yeet everything together and make a sauce out of it. You can use a blender, a mixer, whatever the fuck you want in the end you just want to have a sauce.

Assembly instructions

I prefer my dough on the bottom, stretched by hand with some additional flour to avoid stickage. Using a rolling pin is totaly fine. But by hand you can get more of those awesome bubbles, by only pushing the dough outside and not squishing it. Ontop of my dough i prefer sauce, not to much. And to top it all of (pun intended) i sprinkle some pre grated mozzarella, less is more in this case for me.

Baking.

PRE HEAT THAT OVEN TO MAX AND YEET THE PIZZA INTO IT UNTIL IT LOOKS FOKIN AWESOME